For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all

(Source: trhanduil)

Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho.

(Source: elizabetbennet)

(Source: chrisisntfunny)


I am Gandalf and Gandalf means me.

(requested by mihtrandir)




Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

Ramona don’t have time for your bisexual erasure

bisexual people when they see bisexual erasure

(Source: ballcocktail)

(Source: flyngdream)


Autumn’s Beautiful Transformations




how do they even survive in the wild?




how do they even survive in the wild?


my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

(Source: lesbolution)

A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey
Pay heed to the tales of old wives. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.

(Source: glorfindhel)


So my friend works in the sound booth at his church and during the sermon, the preacher started bashing on gay people, so my friend muted him. Literally muted his preachers microphone I

"Sweep the floors all clean!"
"Sweep the floors all clean!"